Once upon a time I defeated River Song in space meanwhile Amy and Rory partied with Vincent Van Gogh.
Once upon a time I explored a new planet with Jackie Tyler in my underwear meanwhile Mickey Smith and Amy Pond were having a spa date on the TARDIS. The end.
Once upon a time I crashed the TARDIS with the Tenth Doctor and then I gave birth to a yogurt baby. Meanwhile, a Dalek and the TARDIS (I’m assuming from another point in time) were preparing their wedding. The end.
Once upon a time I saved the ood with Amy Pond while orbiting a supernova. Meanwhile Rose Tyler and the Eleventh Doctor fluffed the Doctor’s hair. The end.
Once upon a time I went to the Medusa Cascade with Mickey and loved it. Meanwhile River Song and Sally Sparrow killed Hitler. The End.